jankyass:

beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

termin4l:

too cute for ugly people, not cute enough for hot people

me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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Trying to take an innocent picture with a friend. This is what happens.
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The only thing worse than crocs are these

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touchmestephengomez: just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you.
hounddogsrunning: High five!

"Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still going to school"

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